Write Copy People
Love Saying Yes
To!

If you want to build a personal brand online that doesn’t play it “safe”, make decisions that give you tingles down there and know that doing business shouldn’t have to involve twerking for the camera get The Click - the only newsletter that isn’t written by a bro university grad named Chad, who doesn’t believe you should hustle until your ears bleed and who absolutely never uses heat maps.

 

Write Copy People
Love Saying Yes To!

If you want to build a personal brand online that doesn’t play it “safe”, make decisions that give you tingles down there and know that doing business shouldn’t have to involve twerking for the camera get The Click - the only newsletter that isn’t written by a bro university grad named Chad, who doesn’t believe you should hustle until your ears bleed and who absolutely never uses heat maps.

1.

Safe Social is
Boring Social 

Turns out, documenting your life and posting generic 2,000 times a day, 7-days a week doesn't make for compelling content people want to slather on their bodies like expensive lotion. Let me show you what to do instead.

1.

Safe Social is
Boring Social 

Turns out, documenting your life and posting generic 2,000 times a day, 7-days a week doesn't make for compelling content people want to slather on their bodies like expensive lotion. Let me show you what to do instead.

2.

Chad Knows Squat
About Email 

Sure, he takes risks but “Chad” is self-serving, pretentious and thinks empathy is an island owned by Richard Branson. His email Do’s read like a work estimate from your mechanic and feels like a fake smile and a giant HELL NO! This works way better. 

2.

Chad Knows Squat
About Email 

Sure, he takes risks but “Chad” is self-serving, pretentious and thinks empathy is an island owned by Richard Branson. His email Do’s read like a work estimate from your mechanic and feels like a fake smile and a giant HELL NO! This works way better. 

3.

Relics are for Museums 

So listen Mark*: I’ve been following your $100,000 advice to the letter. It’s been 5 years of grinding my hip bones into nubs. I’m nowhere near $100,000. Where’s my merit badge? Yeah, there are more modern ways to reach your money goals that don’t involve dragging around dated online marketing advice from 2017. *Mark is Chad's 2nd cousin.

3.

Relics are for Museums 

So listen Mark*: I’ve been following your $100,000 advice to the letter. It’s been 5 years of grinding my hip bones into nubs. I’m nowhere near $100,000. Where’s my merit badge? Yeah, there are more modern ways to reach your money goals that don’t involve dragging around dated online marketing advice from 2017. *Mark is Chad's 2nd cousin.

FFS, Yes, Bring Me to the My Future! 

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No More Writers Block 

Sometimes you stare at the screen. Sometimes you stare at the cursor staring back at you from the screen. And then you pick polish off your nails, rummage through the fridge for a snack *sniffs inside of takeout box* *walks back to screen* *stares at screen* *blows chipped polish off keyboards*.

Then you get serious. You clear the twenty empty cups and glasses off your desk, pull back your shoulders, crack your knuckles and...stare at the cursor. You also stare out the window before you mindlessly scroll through your favorite meme account for “inspiration.” Before long, it’s dinner time. You’ve circled tonight's dinner options on the Chinese takeout menu, DM’d with a social bestie about the Friends reunion, and haven’t written a word. Not. One. 

When you’re dreading that blinking cursor and have a scorching case of writer's block, you bring out the big guns (aka, the Opening Lines Masterclass). Inside, I’ll teach you five outstanding opening line formulas that are so electric they’ll send a tingle (the good kind) down your readers back. Former students have been known to write words that cause major static and cling (to heads and hearts).

THIS TRAINING WILL GIVE YOUR WRITING WATTAGE⚡️

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